Everyone brought the loveliest things to my mini-chateau kitchen, and then they left them behind for me to eat and drink.  Moey left the chocolate Cheerios, which were delicious and are now all gone.  Moey also left the rose wine, which was delicious and is all gone.  Moey also left her Elderflower mead, which I have not had time yet to imbibe, but ( Read more... )

It's been eight years since I've bothered with this place.  Eight!  Yet I've only aged a few months.  It's a marvel, really.  In any case, I've left my fans untended all this time.  I wonder if they hate me.  They're probably all still sitting at home hitting refresh.  Poor things.  I really dropped the ball.  But not the Bludger.  I don't do that ( Read more... )

Last night, Zsenya was forced to take leave of her companions early. Although tired, and knowing that a restorative sleep was necessary in order for her to awake the next day ready to tackle the problems of the world - falling stock prices, lack of jobs... she was hesitant to leave her friends alone ( Read more... )

 All slaves employees must wear eyeliner.


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 I have hired a new towel boy.


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I was told to "see to" Mr. Isaacs. He has been thoroughly seen. And seen to. Among other things. How many times do I have to tell you that those are not moans of deprivation? I have been in my... lab. And Mr. Isaacs has been with me in my... lab. Folding towels ( Read more... )

Zsenya sits on the floor in the idyllic hideaway where Arabella has set up house in recent years. The gentle Pacific breezes skim across her skin. But Zsenya is not at ease. Her dark hair is even more peppered with white than it was in the past, and her neck creaks when she lifts her head from her computer to observe the room. In the last eight ( Read more... )

It's amazing the amount of dust that can accumulate when no one is around to activate any cleaning charms for a few years.  Would it have KILLED someone to put them on a timer? And before you ask, I'm in charge of keeping bulk items stocked such as toilet paper, gentle fruit water, and beer, as well as keeping Wood happy so that no one actually ( Read more... )

Hmmm. The ladies and I are quite pleased that we let our towel boy have that leave of absense.

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Harry came to visit us a few months back.

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