S.N.O.W!

i've been added to arab_hater's friendslist but have banned the fucker from commenting in my journal. if you too find yourself added i suggest you do the same. twat.

tomorrow i will be making a lemon drizzle cake. i'm getting 1mb broadband on thursday-week which is quite amazing really since i've had a steam powered dialup modem for such a long time. i'm quite excited. this stuff is rather good http://www.cafeshops.com/rathergood

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i just saw a kangaroo giving birth on tv. i have never seen anything like it. it just plops out this tiny little pink see-through worm thing which climbs up to the pouch! i always thought they were born into the pouch! i cannot believe those little worms climb all the way up! mother nature is amazing.
good night.

tomorrow morning i will be having a blood test to see what kind of insulin i have. if i have either really good insulin or really bad insulin i will be offered lots of money for having my brain scanned a few times. wish me luck!

yesterday i was in top shop and while i was trying on trousers in their changing rooms, they decided to evacuate the entire building. i was trying to pull up my trousers when someone rudely barged into the room demanding i pick up all the clothes and drop them off before leaving the building. i asked "wouldn't it be more sensible for me to just ( Read more... )

yesterday i made a pumpkin pie and pumpkin soup. why did no one tell me that pumpkin tastes like arse?

i have a livejournal stalker! how exciting!

what's the scariest thing to do on halloween? i reckon camping in some woods or something..