same old, same old..

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so it's my sister's wedding on thursday, and all of a sudden my dad asks everyone why there will be no cake. we tell him that she doesn't want a cake, he is baffled, "I'VE NEVER HEARD OF A WEDDING WITHOUT A CAKE! WHAT KIND OF WEDDING IS THIS WITH NO CAKE?!" so tomorrow i will be up at dawn to go with him to various kosher bakeries, perhaps one of

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[phthisis]

Is your sister marrying a strapping Sephardi named Nimrod, with smoker's teeth and an inability to articulate the letter 'R' above his Adam's Apple? And may I remind you that we are getting married?

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my sister is marry a strapping ashkenazi brain surgeon with good teeth!