on a serious note..

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check out the time of this update! haha

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[phthisis]

That couldn't sound shadier. Who is this pretend Andy Warhol twinkophile?

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haha "twinkophile"!
he's a very successful investment banker, according to my brother he has hundreds of millions and so a couple of thousand given to "friends" doesn't mean anything to him. i'm alright now because my brother got home and actually sent me a text explaining that he was staying out but i was being too neurotic to check my mobile.

[phthisis]

I don't know any self-respecting investment bankers who maintain claques of boys and shower them with attachment-free money. Something's going on.

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do you know many investment bankers? i can't say i know any!

[disconotdisco]

is he Gay?

[doc_neuro]

that reminds me of this episode of saturday night live with norm mcdonald doing the weekned update.

norm mcdonald: the british defense ministry today issued an order banning gays from serving in the military. this begs the question, just how do you tell if a british man is gay?

[square_eyes]

is my brother gay, or is the millionaire gay?

[doc_neuro]

well perhaps your little brother is like me. you see since i hang out with all these lesbians i occasionally find myself in gay bars. gay men will ask me if i am gay and i will tell them directly i am straight. often they will insist upon buying me drinks (i suppose under the assumption that if i drink enough i will turn gay). i have no problem with this. if they want to buy me drinks thinking i will turn gay the jokes on them and i drink for free.