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[square_eyes]

this is fudge, he's not very photogenic

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[disconotdisco]

it does look like a big tray of strategically placed turds, but I bet it is TASTY

[square_eyes]

nadia i miss you! i couldn't come out the friday before last like i said i could because it was rosh hashanah (heeb new year) and i totally forgot. i'm so impressed with iceland and your job in a trendy shordich bar! xxx

[phthisis]

I can't reply to your secret messages because they have been secured by Mossad!

What is Fudge's schtick? All cats have schtick. It usually gets broken out when they want attention. Chester's schtick is to burble in an annoyed (and annoying) manner; or, if you're sleeping, he will lick your eyelids or cheeks, which feels and smells like being dragged face-first throught the Fresh Kills landfill. (Well, it used to smell that way before I stopped feeding him cow cancer salad.) Peaches's schtick is to hurtle herself at doortops, grab hold, and surmount them, and then walk back and forth along the inch-wide precipice while meowing plaintively for help she doesn't need.

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well, fudge is disabled, so his schtick is to shake a lot, run into things and occasionally tumble down the stairs. he's perfectly healthy, he's just got a funny walk and the shakes. people feel sorry for him, but he's totally spoilt and he'll out live us all.

[phthisis]

Poor guy. Is he epileptic? Have you had him diagnosed? How old is he?

[square_eyes]

oh he's had it since he was a kitten, the vets have all said different things. one vet said it had something to do with an operation he had as a kitten to remove a piece of metal he swallowed and lodged in his intestine, another vet has said it's a disease that many kittens get which effects their central nervous system. he's almost 11 now i think, so it can't be that bad can it?