norway

[square_eyes]

i'm going to norway in two weeks. the weather looks awful and apparently my hotel doesn't even have a casino. what am i going to do for a whole fucking week if i can't gamble?

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[phthisis]

Hit on viking goyim, undoubtedly, in spite of your pretense of Mediterranean desire.

[square_eyes]

ah, blond hair does nothing for me. unless it's on this particular jew, that is..

[square_eyes]

[phthisis]

I had forgotten that Beck is a Jew. I like Beck somewhat. That "Pay No Mind" song had pretty genius lyrics.

[doc_neuro]

do touristy things? im sure there are lots of sites to see in norway.

[square_eyes]

hmm yeah i suppose i could do touristy things..like..go and look at the oil rigs and stuff..or perhaps i could go to the Norwegian Canning Museum!

"In this authentic factory environment, the production of canned brisling and fish balls can still be seen."

woooo!

[batgirl1536]

if you stop over in copenhagen, you can get a pippi longstocking doll at the airport and undress her. i spent a summer in finland playing with naked pippi and scattering her clothes over my hotel room. if they haave liquorice ice cream you shoudl try it.

[phthisis]

Obscene!

I have relaties in Copenhagen.

[phthisis]

relatives too.

[batgirl1536]

maybe she can visit your relatives?