My brother is the next Charles Dickens, just read...

Chapter 1:- horror tree discoveredone lightening night spy's got ready for there job well instead of spying they were discovering. juth eneything that was eyecathing. And they discovered the red wood tree of horrors. And evrything that was dead aud terryfying came alive just like that. And ( Read more... )

It may just be my imagination but I'm convinced that Billinge Hill is taller today, than it was yesterday. And the day before that. And so on. It's slightly sad to see a geographical work of art (it was, you knowsit) engineered into to a flat plateau looking piece of shit. The famous box that stood atop the hill is hardly visible anymore =(. At ( Read more... )

My life is brilliant, my love is pure, and all that ( Read more... )

Today I got my GCSE results, after a long time of waiting. They went as follows ( Read more... )

Okay, so this is officially the longest gap my journal ever suffered. I think it's going to die. But maybe we might find a real-life alternative to 'Dewberry Revival' for my journal, which on Neopets, heals your pet back to full hit points. Even if you have 1056HP. Sweet ( Read more... )

Okay. My last week has been one of the better weeks of my life. I would say Top 40 'Best Weeks ( Read more... )

Hey again. I'm back to the wonderful world of LJ, where you people like to bitch and stuff. Well erm... yeah, hi ( Read more... )

Again, I haven't updated in ages. I'm not even sure why I do this anymore, cause I don't really like doing it. But yeah... that's why updates are few and far between; sorry ( Read more... )

mmk. I'm feeling sad and angry again. But yeah... I have a right to ( Read more... )

Okay, this has to be quite short, because Mother is getting agitated, and yeah... that means I have to be brief. Well, brief of sorts, but you all know by now that my brief probably doesn't correspond to your brief, but that's just how it goes ( Read more... )