As of September 21st, I will be living in a hexagon.


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So the other day at work I managed to spill pickle juice all over myself. That kinda sucked. However, the worst part was that my phone was in my pocket and pickle juice is a apparently a death sentence for portable electronics. Who knew? To make a pretty short story even shorter, I had to get a new phone (same number) and I no longer know ( Read more... )

I just found out that both FLOGGING MOLLY AND BEDOUIN SOUNDCLASH WILL BE PLAYING ON THE UW LAWN DURING WELCOME WEEK. I think I just came in my shorts.

So I went to the Iowa State Fair today, and it was wonderful. I ate deep fried cheese curds, a cup o' cookies, a foot long corn dog, more cheese curds, soft-serve ice cream, and deep fried oreos. My body is in shock, I love it. I also touched a cow. Does anyone else feel really un-Iowan when put in such situations? Because I felt really faux- ( Read more... )

I got food poisoning today! Hooray me!

So I just got back from Seattle for orientation. I had a nice visit. If you ever want to feel lonely and lame, try walking around a strange city alone for an entire evening where you know absolutely nobody and have nothing that needs to be done. If you want to feel even more out of place, try doing it twice. That about sums up the non- ( Read more... )

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I just saw a fucking coyote.

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B Squared --

[noun]:

A master of storytelling

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RECENT DEVELOPMENT: So I was playing around with this again and this one made me giggle.

B Squared --

[adjective]:

Sexually stunning

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