I was going to do the odds, because, well, life's been f*cking odd lately ( Read more... )

Right, so, I cannot seem to write a damn word that entertains me.
Well, I've been writing my ass off at work so that's tapping me in terms of writing outside of work.

Here is a wonderful Sipman Meme to entertain me (while I'm actually at !$*!&! work on a Saturday - where I'm supposed to be writing for work!)

THREE WAYS I AM STILL A KID:

1: I laugh. All ( Read more... )

Title: Three Times Mike Logan Got Fucked
Author: Squarey
Spoilers: None
Rating: M
Disclaimer: These characters do not belong to me.
Summary (the prompt is an excellent summary): The title probably is the summary.

Note. Written for the April smut challenge at ci_fans_unite.
(seeking permission to cross post ;)

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One.
( I can feel my fingernails damn near break his skin as I rake them down his back. )

Title: Whoa
Author: Squarey
Pairing: Eames
Spoilers: None
Rating: T
Disclaimer: These characters do not belong to me.
Summary (the prompt is an excellent summary): (prompt) I’m drunk and I know what I want

written for the March challenge at ci_fans_unite.

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( ...clickety click click click )

Title: Diamond District 
Law and Order Criminal Intent
Words. 100
Note. Major Case Squad catches all commercial burglaries in which the value of the property stolen exceeds $100,000.

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“Lunch.” Bobby looks at the room service table, admiring the plate of gourmet cheeses, candied fig, and empty bottle of champagne.

Alex’s eyes are focused on the sparkling ( Read more... )

Title: Lower
LOCI
Words. 100

( ...yike )

Yanked from uisge_beatha

I tagged her, and she kindly gave me "5 subjects" for me to expound upon.

Your LJ name

I’m not a square thinker or a prude or anything. In fact, I’m probably quite the opposite. But, I have led a square life. When I was younger, I thought that was maybe a bad thing. Now that I’m not-so-young (not that I'm old either), I appreciate the ( Read more... )

Prompt. Proof
Law and Order Criminal Intent
Words. 100

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Ten.

Low odds with ten, he thinks. Need to increase those odds. He’s going to need something more.

Twenty.

Hrmmmmm. Slightly better he thinks. Double from the opening, but probably still not sufficient in terms of proof.

His eyes scan for something more. With every detail he files away, the numbers ( Read more... )

Okay - my tombstone will some day read - WASH YOUR HANDS ( Read more... )

Enjoy :)

1. I've come to realize that my last kiss... will always be with my kids

2. I am listening to... Phineas and Ferb

3. I talk... animatedly

4. I love... I love - I think that says it all

5. My friends... talk when I don't feel like talking

6. My first real kiss... was when my lips touched the heads of each of my children

7. Marriage is... ( Read more... )