Fuck slow and steady. I'd rather kick the rabbit's ass for 99% of the race instead of being a pussy and walking.

Tonight was fun. Well, how can a car ride with Christen, Steph and Chrystie not be fun? Then we went to BWW, where Nick, Genni, Nick, Sam, Lizzy, Elizabeth, Bobby, Jackie, Lindsay, Alex were there for Chrystie's birthday. Happy birthday slugger!!! And at the restaurant myself and Christen and Stephanie made sweet drawings for people. Then Christen ( Read more... )

What the fuck is wrong with our country? Arnold Schwarzenegger somehow was elected governor of California and at a recent press conference he referred to other California politicians as "girlie men." What the fuck? You're quoting Hans and Franz, a Saturday Night Live skit that only made fun of you. Quit holding pointless press conferences and pass ( Read more... )

Haha, this is so god damn frustrating. Fuck this.

I have missed more than 19,000 shots in my career. I have lost more 1,100 games. On 6 occasions, I have been entrusted to take the game winning shot...and missed. I have failed over and over and over and over and over and over again in my life. Damn, I suck.

Horace Grant

da krazy dumass: shes why scholars thought we evolved from Monkeys ( Read more... )

DRoc is straight up gangsta.

Jordan Schwartz is the funniest kid I've ever met.

Okay, so Friday was really sweet. I had lunch and saw The Village with my best friend. It was really weird and there were a ton of twists in the plot. It was worth the $6 ( Read more... )

If you haven't seen it, I don't care what you're doing, watch Reservoir Dogs. Right now, if you're helping the elderly, eating a sandwich, mopping the floor, it doesn't fucking matter. Go watch Reservoir Dogs now.