Fat Joe is insanely gay. If you are so obese the word fat is in your name, you need to stop eating and go to Bally's ( Read more... )

There are more germs on your desk than there are on your toilet.

GET 'ER DONE

So this week went by relatively fast. I worked alot, played poker 3 times and won $60 dollars, went to Hooters (Oh snap), BWW, saw the Bourne Supremacy and this is the first week all summer I didn't play any tennis. Anyways, our waitress at Hooters looked like Summer from the OC. We stayed there for 2 hours after we finished eating. ( Read more... )

I don't even know.

$40.

Yes, I had sex with Nick Muraca ( Read more... )

Today I worked from 9-3, then went to BWW with Muraca, then played goalie twice. I'm exhausted and I'm kind of overwhelmed. I wanted to talk to you today, but I wasn't home at all. Tommorrow I will call you. The World Series Of Poker is the best programming on television, next to syndicated reruns of The X-Files on TNT and Sci-Fi. I miss alot of ( Read more... )

"Can you say it now?"
(Spits out glass) "I'm your bitch, and you're my daddy."

( Did you know that in a restaurant, it is illegal to serve margarine to a person, instead of butter, unless specifically stated? )

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