It puts the lotion on its skin. It does what it's told.

( Dierker Launches Moon Shot to Propel the National League to Victory )

When it rains, it pours.

Now I'm only doing this because I heard that Buffalo Bob guy shoved a road flare up your bunghole.

Today was fucking sweet. First, Lernowich and I went to Wal-Mart, then to Central to play tennis, and then ate lunch at the Wendy's in the heart of Walled Lake. Although Mr. Lernowich lost 6-0, 6-1, he put up one hell of a fight. In one game we got up to Deuce 12. It was so damn hot out. Then I came home, showered and called up the troops for some ( Read more... )

"And for Channel 4 News, I'm Ron Burgundy. Go Fuck yourself, San Diego."

Spider-Man 2 was good. It was not as good as the original, but it was close. No villian can match The Green Goblin though, with the exception of Spider-man 3's The Hobgoblin, which is none other than Harry Osborne. 3 Stars.

The Rundown

Wednesday: I went to Skateplex to watch Western beat the Firebirds. Haha, yes, the Firebirds. Then I went back to ( Read more... )

Best hockey player I have ever seen. This guy is going to play for the St. Louis Blues and he plays for the Misson Factory Hitmen. His name is Ernie Hartlieb and I met him at TORHS. He's fucking sick.


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This is all bullshit. I can't fucking stand it anymore.

Wow, I'm going to go crazy.