hairy fat nyc boyfriends

[squidonspeed]

apparently i need to get one of these at the store, because literally EVERY PERSON ON THE PLANET has one. they are the new trucker hats. it really sucks when your lovelife is, let's say, not at its best, and you have to continuosly see perfect ten girls walking around with pudgy samwise gamgee looking motherfuckers with huge hoodies on, and that

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[vincentbondy]

I'm fat and hairy, and I like to wear hoodies. And I am with beard. I would not, however, sing in your face.

well

[squidonspeed]

then you shall be spared.