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Perversion Is All Around!

Oct 23, 2005 03:39

After my first post today about Brandon saying funny things about his butt I was entreated to more oddness. His mother had some dream where their family and me all went to Vegas. This is dream Vegas where time, space and location really mean nothing. In her comings and goings from the hotel room I evidently made some friend named Steve that I ( Read more... )

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viva_ultra October 23 2005, 17:43:33 UTC

My dog does the exact same thing when he comes into the house.

I always just assumed his butt was itchy. Aieee!

He doesn't fart, but the "counterclockwise ass rub" is a given.

Check the direction squidprofit October 27 2005, 01:19:36 UTC

Based on anecdotal evidence it seems all dogs go counterclockwise. I wonder why that is? Did you check out the link my pally put below. It is disgusto-facinating.

darkshifter October 23 2005, 21:24:46 UTC

Don't you know? What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas! Even dream Vegas! YOU BROKE THE CARDINAL RULE!

:p squidprofit October 24 2005, 21:40:08 UTC

Technically it was her that broke the rule. Since it was Dream Squid that did these things and she told me about it. I am just spreading what was already out. So there. Besides, rules are for suckers.

mcpuggington October 24 2005, 09:09:52 UTC

yer pup needs to go get her anal glands squeezed,
she'll feel much better afterwards!!

http://www.barkbytes.com/medical/med0029.htm

you can do it yerself,
but it's rather nasty + smelly
& the last time i checked,
it wasn't too pricy at the Vet's!!

*hugz*
~EJ

PS: Mr Mops (my pugga) does it as well!!

~;-]

Eeeewwwww! squidprofit October 27 2005, 01:18:17 UTC

The thought of that makes my vomit vomit. If her life depended on me doing that immediatly I would do it. Until that time comes she will have to enjoy the warm embrace of the deep pile carpet.