Update 2

[squidprofit]

Dad just returned home. Now, I do realize that I am a dissapointment in everyway to him and anything I say is to be taken with shotgun propelled rock salt. My suddenly bugoning job prospects mean nothing becaus I am not hired yet. That is not pleasing to me. To his credit the objections that he is making are based on the somewhat vague and lame

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[dempcat]

I really liked working at Sbux.

The wages + tips are great, you meet cool customers, the other employees are fun, and you develop some impressive technical competence with making drinks.

[mandalinn82]

It is spelled Ischemic Colitis. I did some research so you wouldn't have to.
http://health.allrefer.com/health/ischemic-colitis-info.html
This one has pictures from inside the colon!
http://www.endoskopischer-atlas.de/k84e.htm
http://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/ency/article/000258.htm
Amanda

[viva_ultra]

What sucks about still living at home is in spite of the moves you make towards adulthood, you're still a kid in their eyes, so you're fucked no matter what you do to "grow up."

I can't wait to get out of here. Sometimes it kind of feels like, "When's the shit all going to come down?" instead of a place to stay while I'm preparing for something better.

[leonid7]

even suckier, they still sometimes treat you the same after you're gone, married, divorced, and onto a second career.

but sometimes it works out ok.

[viva_ultra]

Hopefully it's worked out ok for you!

Yeah, I've learned quickly basically to treat my 'rents kind of like "glorified landlords providing free rent because I'm staving off a sense of forthcoming loneliness."

That's what all signs are pointing to. :P

[squidprofit]

That sounds about right.