I want one!

[squirrel_queen]

MANGO!!!
http://www.mangoproducts.net/PackAndPee.htm

i want one! well, just 'cause, it'd be fun to play with...

girls, haven't you ever just wanted to sit and play with a penis just to figure out how it works?

Comments

[chumas]

you girls would come to understand the adjustments men make all the time too. it's sticking down the wrong leg, or it's curled up, or if it's too close to the zipper.

[squirrel_queen]

pfff. the adjustments don't really bother me, they just make me laugh. at work once, i was talking to this guy Patrick, and Mid-Sentence, he reaches down and double checks his zipper. I started laughing hystericaly... i was useless for about 5 minuts. He totally thought i was making fun of him, cause he'd been saying something stupid... when i finally explained it to him he had no idea he'd done it. "oh, really? i did? huh, i don't remember" that's why it was so funny... it was so completely unconsious.

i don't know why women always notice that so much, but it does amuse me to point it out to guys when they do it.

[wolfwoman2003]

LOL

In the summer, when it's hot and you get all sticky with sweat, my son usually just hangs out (no pun intended) in his boxers and a t-shirt. He's is always adjusting, and scratching and whatnot.

One day, I finally asked him what the hell all the messing about was with his damned underwear and all.

"Well...if you had junk that hung down and sweated constantly, you'd be scratching and messing with it too!"

Seems perfectly reasonable to me....

[das_prompt]

HEY!

Just wanted to note that you came up in conversation the other nigth while I was out drinking with Mike.

This has nothing to do with having a fake penis.

[squirrel_queen]

so i hear... i think i've been missing a lot of parties since i drasticly cut back on my drinking.

[das_prompt]

You need to drastically cut back on cutting back.

[squirrel_queen]

i get yeast infections when i drink too much.