"Do you pay incidental fees at the University of Oregon? If so, your money just paid for six people to sleep here for two nights. We got DRUNK, played taboo, and learned about the finance system, all on your dime. We are some cocky, smooth motherfuckers." -a note written in the guest book of one of the houses rented by ASUO members on an Oct. 8- ( Read more... )

Ok, sorry to make an entry in our super Live Journal without you Squirrelnutz, but this is MAJOR. I'm like crying...well, tearing up at least. This is major because I like, have no emotions :) Ok, grab onto your underpants, this is going to blow you away! Well, maybe not you, because you didn't watch television as much as some people when they were ( Read more... )

I'm righting dis from my jail cell down in miz-exico. Not chill. Dis one mexinugget done framed me! I gunna kill him good when...if I ever git outie. Here how dat shi-zat went di-zown. We wuz playin' Mille Bourne on da street corner. We wuz bettin' money and wut not, and here cum dis federale (you know, da Mexican po-lice) walkin' down da calle. He ( Read more... )

Waddup yo's ho's? This is your pimp daddy ronnie riz-at, remindin' ya'll playaz that Ronald is my slave name, I told you like fifty time, ya'll betta skip back. Guess what ya'll I got myself a tight biatch, she be all up in my ear and I wuz like, get down and suc it, bitch, and while she wuz headin' down, she miz-issed a spot and I wuz like "What ( Read more... )

yo wut diggety doo dah, dis da tyz-yper, clickin off sum jigga wut wuts fo my homees diz fine mornin', chill. da siz-ignals we tiz-apped into from othu galaxies is da shi-zart, chi-zill. We got sum fine bi-zatches in hear toe-up til da next day, they gots to take da day off o' wiz-ork, afta a night wit me and my riz-oomates. We haven't found a ( Read more... )

Yo. So this fizucker shacked up at our pod, not chill. He is a bad arse mutha fizucker if they eva wuz one. Wize can hear him take a pizzle and shizzle cuz he don't shut the dizoor. He sings like a rizooster wit its bizalls cut off. NOT CHILL. My homies are not down with that shizat. We don't dig on his mizusic either, cuz it just ain't sumthin ( Read more... )

To-diz-ay, my peeps and I driz-ank a 4 dolla bottle of wi-zine. Mmmm. Chill. Then, we was so drunk, we didn't know where our heads at. Our friend Big Ballz Bob came ova. Chill. Afta we drank our wine, we cli-zimbed up the telephone pole and with BBB's skillz, we installed some cables and rerouted the local LKUIE wire to chanel adult entertainment ( Read more... )

Sh*t, guess what just hiz-appened. I I-ziz-M'ed my peeps some miz-essages, Chill.

So I went to the bi-zowling alley and hey, while I was chillin, I picked up a couple of ho-zats, not bad. So we flew back to my pod, and I shared em with my riz-oommates. Chill. We riz-ocked the bed til the brake of diz-on. That biz-atch scored a five on the riz-icktor scale. Shi-zat, she be fiz-ucking toe up all night long. Next diz-ay, she made ( Read more... )