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Critter's blood results from the CBC/Chem/T4 are reportedly all normal. Apparently even his liver values were back to what they should be. Which is good, but we still get to wait for his spine to fix itself.

Poor creature...

Just looked at a tube of putty I got a while ago. Aside from the usual warning of it containing things known to the State of California (but nowhere else) to cause birth defects and other reproductive harm, it says in huge letters "CONTAINS TOLULENE." This is of course followed by "Cautions: Contents are FLAMMABLE."

Umm...NO SHIT?

Other than the fact ( Read more... )

So apparently someone just wandered into Vince's (friend on the 2nd floor), after trying to open the unlocked door with a dollar bill. He pissed on Vince's chair ( Read more... )

Hey Hotmail, thanks a BUNCH for deleting my ENTIRE account because I misspelled my password. That really helped a bunch, especially with all those emails I kinda wanted to MOTHERFUCKING SAVE!

FUCK MICROSOFT UP THE ASS!

Trying to install an audio player the university claims is great. Time remaining on the install: 37536 minutes 20 seconds and climbing.

Right...

So we'd been joking about getting a Christmas tree to annoy the Jew. We wanted to put it in the hall but that's an obvious hazard, so it had to go in one of our rooms. Well, since Trent just moved out to go down the hall, I now have an empty room to myself ( Read more... )

Klikit

Original isn't much safer. Not as funny either.

They make you shit green. UBER green.

A betchslap in every bite!

"I'm gonna betchslap you shetbag!"