This is gonna be about feet. Mine, specifically. So if feet squick you out, maybe don't read on ( Read more... )

Yesterday at work I had a conversation with a customer service person at UPS, to try and determine why they seemed unable to deliver a package to my office ( Read more... )

*tap...tap* Is this thing on ( Read more... )

I'll just start with this:


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Hi Everybody!
Strange request….Josh has continued to bug me about wanting a “Surprise” Party- so thought about  on Sunday having Andy taking him out for half hour or so to do some errands and then whomever can be here can surprise him. So our thought is get rid of Josh about 1:45 and have them come home about 2:15- So if anyone wants to surprise ( Read more... )

On Monday I was lucky to attend the Rethinking Virginity Conference at Harvard. I was excited to see some women whose writing I follow online speak in person, and interested to see what people had to say about this topic that I find more frustrating and intriguing all the time.

Unfortunately I could only attend the first half of the day, due to a ( Read more... )

Hello there, poor neglected LJ! Wanna hear a funny story?

Chris: So...plan...we go see Sex and the City 2 at the same time and text. That's not gay, is it?

Me: Only if we wore matching outfits and poured out a cosmo for our long-distance homies.

Chris: Hell yes. I'll wear a Samantha gold-lame bikini and you wear whatever SJP would throw together from ( Read more... )

Given a conversation I had about him last night, I finally got around to e-mailing Scott this morning, just to say hi and whatnot. I was pleasantly surprised when just a couple of hours later he started IMing me. We had a nice conversation, caught up on each other's goings-on, and then he ended it with this ( Read more... )

When we were little, my brother used to get royally offended by Sloppy Joes. He liked them, but hated their name, and so in our house they were known as Neat Joes. Give him a break, he was four ( Read more... )