GET A FUCKING GRIP!

Just kidding, I'm fine.

EVAN!: Owls are the new pirates

me: meh, whatever. i was writing letters to the california secretary of interior to save old growth forests for the owls waaaay before they got hip

i hate when people say "beep beep" instead of "excuse me." also, why use onomatopoeia when you can use THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE?!

oh, and i am the worst. no, REALLY guys. THIS TIME I MEAN IT!~

today i stared into my brothers eyes and noticed he has the exact lines under his eyes as i do. as i furiously massage nighttime moisturizer into my lines, i recall this observation. my brother look nothing alike, which perhaps is why we can't relate even though we are related. for my birthday, he gave me red fake raybans he found on the street. ( Read more... )

we have always lived in the castle by shirley jackson is one of the most amazing books i have ever read. it encompasses all of my favorite themes: childlike adults (think whatever happened to baby jane?) combined with family in isolation (grey gardens), devil children (the bad seed) and tomboys (any carson mccullers novel). it was sweet, yet ( Read more... )

my new job is so CRAZY compared to copyediting. i spent the last two days writing about alexander mcqueen and small-town art shows and i am learning SEO. it is all so overwhelming so i had to buy a slice of vegan carrot cake to calm me down. i also have to work this saturday!! but hey, i think this is gonna be a good thing... plus i am going to ( Read more... )

i accidentally headbutted this woman's juicy couture purse, but it was her fault because i was feeling nauseous and listening to "good things" by sleater-kinney on loop.

this morning on the train, this older woman wearing light blue leggings and a denim bandana tied rambo style around her head smiled at me. i didn't smile back because i never smile at strangers on bart or even try to look at anyone at all. she stood up preemptively to get off at civic center. i noticed she was staring at me. i looked up she stuck ( Read more... )

seriously though, one thing that makes me feel a lot better is thinking about andrew getting lost in the supermarket while he has "lost in the supermarket" by the clash stuck in his head. it makes me LAUGH AND LAUGH. try it.

i learned some news today that will completely change my family's life for a while. i don't really know what to think about it. i could be really dramatic and emotional, but is it really worth that? i don't know how it is going to affect us. today i am going to format press releases. i am going to enjoy my roommates' birthdays. i am going to eat a ( Read more... )