buy this for me.


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let's go to the vivienne westwood exhibit and then have a picnic in golden gate park. i'll even make marinated tofu sandwiches.

as long as its not courtney love, i'm okay.

update: i've decided to confess who my super secret local celebrity is.

it is dennis richmond. my sources tell me he is fond of seeing-eye miniature horses and stephanie nicks.

don't tell anyone, please.

this is just awful. my super secret local celebrity crush and i share the similar interests of stevie nicks and seeing eye ponies.

I've made it to the second round for a job as an ASSISTANT FASHION EDITOR, which is hilarious for all kinds of reasons. The sad, stupid thing is that my second and last magazine subscription ever was to Vogue magazine and I actually do know enough about fashion to fake it. My outward appearance suggests otherwise as I dress like a hobo, but I guess ( Read more... )

the good news is that the entry for "altporn" on wikipedia references my article. awesome!

the bad news is that when you google search my name, some goth porn website comes up. help please?

AND A BIG FUCK YOU GOES OUT TO THE RAIN. FUCK YOU! what a shitty day.

Best piece of journalism of 2006:

The LA Times article on Joe Francis of Girls Gone Wild

i had the day off. my mom told me my great aunt died. andrew and i finalized our lease for our brand new apartment. we had a pitcher of margaritas from la rondilla apiece. i am sitting with mitten and we are watching tyra banks and we hate her. more on this later. you guysss.............