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I write and write for days, and then look down to see a blank page, an empty hand
I feel WEIRD. My mind's doing something funny lately. I can't focus on anything, I can't create anything (well, I have been drawing, but nothing useful). No writing. No assignments. Not even any socialising with people online. Can't sit still long enough for any of it ( Read more... ) -
BUSY.
Isn't it retarded how you only have time to post when nothing worth posting about is happening? I seem to be super busy for no reason. It's mid semester assessment time (I have 2000 words due in 23 hours, haven't started), and I appear to have somehow cultivated a social life (including big gay parties with GLITTER and SPARKLES, and a scavenger ( Read more... ) -
BRIBERY
Oh, BY THE WAAAY, I'm offering drabbles/ficlets for people in exchange for helping me with that writing assignment thing I posted about last time. So everyone feel free to jump on that bandwagon - the more you write, the more I write.
If you've already helped me out, shoot me a prompt (or several prompt options) and I'll get cracking. I'm already ( Read more... ) -
Um... help?
Okay, so here’s the thing. Some of you I already asked, some got suggested by others, and some may see this and want to help.
( Do YOU want to help? ) -
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BITCH
I know you said you’re not celebrating birthdays or whatever, but this is all stuff I want to say anyway, so it totally doesn’t count. Besides, it’s still special to me - the anniversary of the day you came into this world. Surely that should go down in the history books, or be written in the sky or something.
You are amazing. I know I say that ( Read more... ) -
GUYS, FIRE. IN MY HOUSE. FIRE!
So, yeah, looked up around 2am thinking, gee something smells weird. 'Bout 30 seconds later my housemate opens my door to tell me he woke up to find his quilt ON FIRE. He threw it out the window, house was full of HUGE clouds of smoke, lots of coughing and diving for windows. Went outside after this to discover the quilt was STILL ON FIRE. Got some ( Read more... ) -
WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN
So... I think I just got on twitter. I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW IT WORKS. HELP.
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I'M IN UR LJ, STEALIN UR MEME.
Well, most of your meme. Some of them were boring.
1. Make a list of 5 things you can see without getting up: Textbook, vodka, stuffed cow, sleeping cat, spaghetti
2. What's the last thing you ate? spaghetti
3. What are you wearing now? spaghe- no, not really. A dress. It's too hot for pants.
4. What's your occupation? Student.
5. What do you hear ( Read more... ) -
Someone call a wahmbulance, I've got a boo-hoo
ARGH, it has been a rotten couple of days. I was cracking a sad about being a shitty writer because I am rubbish at writing class (DIAF, CLASS), and nothing I'm working on at the moment is coming out right, it's just all rambly and pointless and totally inadequate compared to other people's similar things ( Read more... ) -
Phone a friend... about porn.
Sorry, I just have to share this, because it cracks me up. I was struggling to write a not-really-a-sex-scene, and complaining about it to boneyardblues , and we somehow got into an impromptu game of WHERE DOES THE DICK GO? (TM)
( Does the dick go in the............... )