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Just being a little current news here. But I have a question. Why is it that whenever we see pictures of Pakistani soldiers they always look completely ridiculous and under fed? Now there is this picture on CNN.com on the front page:
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Statement and Question
1) 30 Days of Night sucked so bad.
B) Why do lightbulb salesmen from China always want to talk to me? -
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Two nights ago I'm at a swanky club. Its swanky enough to have bottle service and we had just finished two 26ers of vodka (plus a can of beer and some rum even before getting there) so I'm a little sauced. Finally I have to go to the washroom and they have one of those dude's in there, you know the ones, the guys who offer you soap and will dry ( Read more... ) -
Nerds! Attention! It can get worse!
For those of you who think you're at the top of your nerd game, that you can't get any more nerdy in your daily life, I offer you this equation:
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Yesterday I was standing in front of my work, eating a falafel sandwich when a guy comes up to me and asks me where the Country Style is. I tell him that it's north of where we were. I then mention that it's about two lights away. And then he asks me the question, the question I've always wanted to be asked. "say, are you a street person?" ( Read more... ) -
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scotia bank's nuit blanche to me: seems that people are so desperate for culture that they will stare at a window with a projection of someone stirring soup and discuss it as if it was art. -
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I hear its fashionable to write cryptic messages on live journal. I think I have avoided this and thus shown my utter lack of fashion sense. So here you go boys and girls ( Read more... ) -
My day in a nutshell
Today at work a woman said to me "I'm black and my nipples aren't pink." I have no idea what she was talking about.
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Rat Update
So the other day I guess the other rat died (I'm hoping its "the" and not "an") in my basement and so now the place has gotten a little on the fucking repulsively disgusting stenchy side ( Read more... )
