HUMAN SOULS ARE MADE OF CHOCOLATE.

Behold the power of the word over that of the sword. Over 1,000 civilians violently killed in Baghdad in a panicked stampede due to a rumor of a suicide bomber. Why kill a few dozen and yourself when you can incite them to slaughter themselves.

Whether intended to cause the destruction it did, I suspect it was some particularly clever bastard.

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The Brothers Grimm:

Monty Python meets Miyazaki in an amusing and dark jaunt into the supernatural.

The Dukes of Hazzard:If you likes Super Troopers and The Blues Brothers, go see this film ( Read more... )

It will happen. It'll be great. Here's some ideas I have for it:

- Location: Park Blocks? Would we be allowed to have music and eating and making a mess of biodegradable grain products without permission or a license? This is the first place that came to mind. I'm looking for a place close to downtown that has some space.

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FSMism seems to really be taking off. SOOOooo, out of curiousity, would anyone be interested in having a Flying Spaghetti Monster Rally sometime later this year?

The dress code is al dente, so you'd have to be in either pirate regalia or tributing the creator itself (or both).


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So last night I almost fell out of my bed (5 feet off the ground) because I was developing a new swordsmanship style in my sleep.

Needless to say, I woke up sweaty and really wanting to practice it. By the time I peed, however, I could not remember a bit of it.

Whatever will my Daimyo do now?

Ever hit your funny bone so hard that you lose the use of your arm for a few minutes and your pinky-finger tingles after 24 hours?

1. Go here.
2. Pass it on.
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Flying Spaghetti Monster theory of evolution.