I'm back.

Bitches, come!

I'll be departing very early Saturday morning and will be gone until August for my summer training. I will have zero internet and may or may not get cell phone reception. You can call me, but you'll have to leave a message. I'll check my voicemail at least once a day, though to conserve power will not leave it on ( Read more... )

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You know, I could really honestly do without television at all.

Movies, though, I like.

Speaking of which, I'm stealing kalthar's thing where I quote films and you tell me where the quotes are from (and who says them if you can). Now, do!!!

1. I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c- ( Read more... )

It's incredible. His name isn't Harvey, but he has huge hamster testicles. Literally and figuratively. You've got to respect the little fucker ( Read more... )

Dear Kettle,

I'm afraid you are far too black for me and my people.

Love,

Pot.

WASHINGTON (CNN) -- U.S. Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld on Sunday called Iran's presidential election invalid and the winner "no friend of democracy."

Apparently I'm a moral monster.

Opinions?

Ok, so I replaced my missing cell phone charger today (30 Goddamn bucks) and I am able to receive and send calls now. If anyone has called me this week until today I didn't get your messages. Hopefully didn't miss anything important. Anyhoo yeah. Call me & leave a message, I will call you back, promise. As far as Internet access goes, it will be ( Read more... )

BATMAN!

Anyone going to the Cameo for the midnight showing tonight?!

Reply or call, we'll hook up!

Well, meet at least.

We'll see about the hooking up.

Er. Yeah.

BATARANG!

Apparently everyone is lame. TOMORROW! WOOO!