I found a note in my desk

[sr_sinn]

I've been going through all my stuff, recently, trying to decide what to take to olympia and what to throw away and what to stash. I was cleaning out my old writing desk and i found a whole bunch of notes from old lovers or old friends ... a few pictures of awesome friends i had forgot about or people who moved away. I found this one note that

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[brick_inthewall]

holy crap. oh my goodness. shit yo. a;ldkfjdasopifoahdf. that is a crazy story.

yeah ... i swear ...

[sr_sinn]

with a little bit of fiction thrown into some of my stories im pretty sure i could sell it as a movie. although ... i dont know if i'd like a movie about my life, seeing as how im different now than i was then. Most people see a certain side of you as constant. im just not that guy anymore.

additional: i thought it was hilarious that she wrote me a note about how good i was in bed and we NEVER had good sex ... maybe she's just the devil!

[errmatt]

Like I said before, every once in a while I find someone who HASN'T heard about my jury duty experience and I can't help but relay the whole wacky tale in explicit detail, because it's just so damn comical. I mean, me, out of all the people in the world that could've gotten picked for that trial.

Ugh.

[felix_beamer]

Matt, i'm going to option the movie about your jury duty experience. It'll be exactly like the Pauly Shore gem, except i see you as a more low key John Belushi type. Scratch that, Jim Belushi, i don't really think you gots the chops to match my beloved John. Dave ... gross stuff, but honestly i couldn't help but grow half a stalk, what with the combination of blood and sex and all.