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Picked up a chick on the side of the road tonight after dropping Diane and Colin off at their respective homes. She was totally drunk…

And stumbling…

In the middle of the road….

So I did what any man would do after a hard night of partying…

I offered her a ride and took her ( Read more... )

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So you’ve decided to put some money into online gambling, and your chosen home is the extremely popular Full Tilt Poker. It can be a pretty tough game, and after a few dozen hands you don’t seem to be doing so well despite the fact that you’ve done well at your Brick and ( Read more... )

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I really need to pay more attention before joining tournaments online. I went into a $2 + $0.25 tournament with infinite rebuys for the first hour. Fucking sucked. Why? Because at least half the people at my table busted out and re-bought in probably half a dozen times or ( Read more... )

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Just a general inquiry to anyone looking for a place to live or anyone who is currently living at home and maybe wants to get a place of their own for dirt cheap, I’m looking for two roommates to help me fill out my 3-bedroom townhouse, who’ll move in sometime in August. ( Read more... )

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Realistically, to be drawn out on by a four of a kind would require you to play over sixteen thousand hands of poker. I honestly doubt I’ve played even an eighth of that. How in the fuck has this happened to me?

I’ve never even seen a four of a kind in a B&M game. So how is ( Read more... )

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So the good news is, I managed to finally get my stimulus check this weekend, and it was for the full 600 dollars! Oh, and Batman came out, and was very good.

Aside from that, the girl of my dreams, the woman I’ve spent the last three and a half years of my life with and ( Read more... )

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http://www.drhorrible.com/

Go see it. It’s very good, but will only be available this week.

Only Act I is up right now, and it only lasts about 13 minutes, but it’s extremely impressive for a low-budget Joss Whedon ( Read more... )

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The Hero: When the disaster occurs, this is one of the only guys running towards it. His goal is either to save the people by helping them escape, or by repelling the disaster itself, and figuring out some way to stop it. Once he arrives within the main group he’s almost ( Read more... )

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I’m not an insomniac, I just can’t get to sleep. This seems to be a continuing problem with me, where I don’t get to sleep until somewhere between 3 and 8 in the morning, and then I sleep until somewhere around noon. I don’t know that it’s unhealthy necessarily; I get a ( Read more... )

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Amber and I went to New York this past weekend. It’s the first time either of us have been there, and overall my experience there was very pleasant, though it wasn’t without several hitches.

We left Friday morning. I originally wanted to wake up at 3:30 AM but Amber wanted ( Read more... )