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I’m extremely tired. Tomorrow Amber and I are going to New York, which is extremely exciting, but it’s required me to go through a lot to try and get my sleeping schedule to match up with what it’ll need to be for the trip. We’re waking up at 4:00 AM tomorrow and my ( Read more... )

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Over the past week or so I’ve made the decision to be more open about my atheism. I don’t intend to be Jehovah’s Witness sort of scary or intrusive, where I’m seeking out Christians or other religious people who keep their faith to themselves and don’t argue or preach or ( Read more... )

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And not just fart, but he almost seems to let loose a near-liquidy substance out on me. Like the air is just saturated with his bowels to the point of moisture.

So I had to change the shorts I was wearing. I also had to wash my hands.

In a way it’s somewhat flattering. He ( Read more... )

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Well, the first test was just about as complete and utter of a failure as anyone could have guessed. And no, this time I’m not joking.

My bank account is a hundred dollars lighter as a result, and my spirits are somewhat battered by the whole experience.

I’m not quitting, ( Read more... )

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I’m not by any measure a man of faith. When coincidences occur I don’t see divine intervention or a miracle or anything else.

But sometimes when circumstances occur in an improbable fashion, I will occasionally go with it, even if it wasn’t my original plan. For instance, I ( Read more... )

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I’ve decided that come Monday, should one or two things occur before then (they should), I will take the next step in the evolution of my vague and mysterious endeavor and finally invest my money into it. I plan on doing a lot of studying until Monday, but at this point I ( Read more... )

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I was playing Team Fortress 2 today, it’s the first time I’ve sat down and played a video game in probably three weeks. It’s an extremely fun game. I think it’s the most enjoyable multiplayer game I’ve ever played. Every class is not only distinct in terms of weaponry, but ( Read more... )

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Yeah… that’s about the right of it.

I think this bear’s gonna hibernate until winter.

Fuck NC.

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There’s four different levels to my current endeavor, in terms of practical application. Two will actually have the capacity to earn money, while the other two are more for the purpose of training. One of each can be done face-to-face, and the other’s are able to be done ( Read more... )

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It’s severely pissing me off. Whenever I try to log into it, about 66% of the time the stupid fucker asks me to re-put in my password, and then I do, and it just asks me to do it again, on the same exact screen.

It’s one of those: “Just for security purposes, we ask that ( Read more... )