My life since the last post...in 20 seconds

[srgmatt]

...got a (small) raise at work

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[dusktintedkiss]

*applauds* YAY You!

I wish you had really won the lottery, that would rock!

Where and what time is Orientation? I've tried emailing Janna three times and haven't gotten anything back. (The third was just a couple days ago, so I'm going to give it time, but still...) Hope to see you Saturday!

[srgmatt]

Oh, yeah...if I HAD won, the Royal Guard would have one HELL of a cool permanent home the season :)

Orientation is 1PM on Saturday at Crown Pavilion. It'll be great seeing you there! Reserve a hug for me.

[archon_jonus]

How big was this imaginary lottery that thou hast won and are you sharing it?

[Yes...I was reading.]

[srgmatt]

The lottery was ONE...BILLION...DOLLARS, and it was all tax free. Bwhahahahaha!

And, yea, verily I would share it with my bretheren (and sisteren) in the Guard. Free green and blue sashes for all!

[thebb73]

Thank you for those impromptu lessons by the way. They are helping to calm me down a little bit.

[srgmatt]

I'm very glad to help, and you've absolutely nothing to be nervous about... Hugs!

[srgmatt]

That would be one helluva day's work! As it is, it was ummm...like, 3 weeks or something. I'm really bad about posting...

Gonna be great to have you back this year - I was bummed out at the thought of losing one of the "hardest of the hard core" Guards.

BTW, after having seen what you do for fun and exercise, remind me not to tick you off during Faire :)

[srgmatt]

Wow - a good offer and a humane schedule - can't beat THAT! Congratulations!

[ravenared]

here's a hint for the kitties 'indiscretions'
try adding a little bit of dirt to the litter box (potting soil or dirt from the yard)
I've never known that method to fail...

[srgmatt]

you don't know my kitties - they're (being PC and charitable here) "mentally challenged". They really CAN'T find their asses with both paws!