family values, mistaken identity, and poop chutes

[srs_bidness]

here thar be votin'

“Mr. Bidness, I'm truly sorry if I've awakened you, but I was unable to sleep myself... so I thought I might talk to you about a few pressing matters."

Barely conscious or no, oh man... I would've recognized that totally creepy... scratch that, totally creepily sexy voice anywhere. What the hell was he doing calling me at this

Comments

[heykatie]

Dude you've got it all wrong. It's not baby bunnies, but baby SEALS I like to terrorize from my PLATINUM and DIAMOND encrusted hovercraft. I swear, you'll sink to any depth of lies to win this thing.

(and thanks for the kudos)

[xo_kizzy_xo]

This is true. As her intersection partner last season, I can vouch for it :nodding:

[spydielives]

Oh good. For a moment, I thought my memory was screwy. I distinctly remembered you as being a NOT-GOLD type.

I wonder, should their candidate client make it to the team rounds, how well the consulting firm is going to do vetting the running mate partner, if they can't even get some basic opponent research right.

*snicker*

[srs_bidness]

Well, sure, it does make sense... lower overall cost of maintenance due to more limited corrosion, and seals are both more endangered and and far easier to hit.

If there are any other blatantly fictional charges we're going to make which you'd like to confirm in advance, the campaign would appreciate it.

[lilmissmagic71]

*coffeesnort*

! Warn me before you say some of these things, bidness!

Entertaining as usual!

[sleepwalkdance]

This made me laugh :) Great entry!

[caersidi]

This was hilarious! Keep up the splendid work.

[supremegoddess1]

you are such a strange man...