family values, mistaken identity, and poop chutes

[srs_bidness]

here thar be votin'

“Mr. Bidness, I'm truly sorry if I've awakened you, but I was unable to sleep myself... so I thought I might talk to you about a few pressing matters."

Barely conscious or no, oh man... I would've recognized that totally creepy... scratch that, totally creepily sexy voice anywhere. What the hell was he doing calling me at this

Comments

[lordrexfear]

Um... okay then. I am thorougly bemused...

btw it's

"Here I am, and you're a rocket queen"

[srs_bidness]

Thanks for clarifying. Not the most audible article Mr. Rose has ever produced.

[brightflashes]

LOVE this entry. I will never get over "Mr. Bidness". That's just gold right there. : P

[brightflashes]

OKay seriously, I love your entry (I know already said it and I don't mind admitting openly at least one person that I have voted on this round was you hehe). I just had to add that upon sharing this with my husband, I re read it and man, this is gold, too:

'Mommy, I done doodied!' to the camera while awkwardly holding a copy of Where the Wild Things Are and a squirmy yet very patient golden-retriever puppy, we might be better equipped to compete.

I mean, seriously. That's the best. Mr. Bidness, I truly admire this entry! :)

[srs_bidness]

Many thanks to you and your husband for keepin' in it the family.

[solstice_singer]

This was supreme! I'd like to borrow your manager for a little while. (Grin)

[theafaye]

I am looking forward to the cute 2 year old picture. I think it will guarantee a tribal victory for your next entry. If you could combine a cute 2 year old looking aghast as Gypsy Moon terrorises seals, I think you'll break the polling records.

[brightflashes]

hehe. Good suggestions. Or a 2 year old saving whales or holding a kitten.

[srs_bidness]

I can't believe I've tried four times to post this, but it's worth it.

[brightflashes]

lol - you're right; it was worth it!

[jenandbronze]

This is very funny!