family values, mistaken identity, and poop chutes

[srs_bidness]

here thar be votin'

“Mr. Bidness, I'm truly sorry if I've awakened you, but I was unable to sleep myself... so I thought I might talk to you about a few pressing matters."

Barely conscious or no, oh man... I would've recognized that totally creepy... scratch that, totally creepily sexy voice anywhere. What the hell was he doing calling me at this

Comments

[shannon_elaine]

This was hilarious!

[elderwoodpixie]

Loved it! Thoroughly entertaining! And this one:

“Um, gee, Rev... I figure you know your business as well as anybody, but I'd be careful when you go making up stories about a woman hunting down helpless animals from the safety of absurdly expensive aerial transport. It could backfire... you just might find the media calling her 'America's Sweetheart' the following week."

Beautiful!

[superhappytime]

Wait...am I offended?

[scienter]

This is made of win!

[baxaphobia]

Snicker! Hilarious as always!