There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on turning off the lights. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on ( Read more... )

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