*Man, for the amount of pain medication I am on right now, I am still in a lot of pain. This is idiotic. Maybe cramps are God's way of telling me that I should just have kids. And that labor won't be so bad. Or maybe the opposite.
In other news, I am trying to make blueberry muffins, and for some reason they are just not cooking properly. This is annoying. Also, noteworthy, as I have never before eaten a blueberry muffin.