I would normally deny this, but after my birthday, I just can't..

You're a Wild Drunk
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To all of you who don't agree with me and kevin having this baby, I say to you, Fuck off! we don't need friends like you and I certainly don't want you in my baby's life. Its amazing that after all this time there are still idiots with nothing better to do than hump whatever moves, who dwell on the fact that we have a baby. It was our choice, our ( Read more... )

For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the
milk for free." Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are
against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an
entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

LOL

Bitches...

What are they good for??

Absolutely nothing!

Well maybe for just one thing..... To beat to a bloody pulp the next time they try to tell you to be happy, not realizing that its their pathetic existence that's putting a damper on your day.

=) have a GREAT DAY!!!

So greeny sent this to me and if it is true, I think everyone should be aware ( Read more... )

How to make a ssnobell
Ingredients:

3 parts intelligence

5 parts humour

3 parts joy
Method:
Add to a cocktail shaker and mix vigorously. Add caring to taste! Do not overindulge!

Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com

I am letting the telephone ring
cause i don't want to know why
i don't want to hear you explain
i don't want to hear you cry
i have written so much about you
so much i thought i knew
words like water used to flow
now what could i possibly have to say?
she is someone i don't even know
she is someone i don't even know
and all the things that you've given to me
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Dude this shit is so damn funny, goid i love fucking parties. i just signed on to use the drunk icon, but this is the shit!!!

hasha hahah

peace niggas, im having a great times...

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