Well, I'm working, per usual. I wish it was already time to go to school so that Tim could give me a pedicure. I gave him a pretty awesome manicure yesterday, it involved some "finger milking" and "indian infernoing". Boys should always wear nail polish, even if it's clear. I love clear finger nail polish right now. Additionally, when we have ( Read more... )

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Happy Birthday, Wandar!

I never write in this thing anymore. I just like to lurk on everyone else's LJ. I am very tired right now. So tired. So tired. I haven't had a day off in almost two weeks. I am physically, mentally, and emotionally drained. Everyone's like, "But you get overtime." Fuck overtime! I want to see my baby. He doesn't even know that I'm his ( Read more... )

when you have nothing else.
revert to your revolting past.

"In sum, the silicone-ized breast is to the natural boob what AstroTurf is to fine, soft, sweet Kentucky bluegrass. Most prefer the real thing, and even a novice can tell the difference."

I like that it references "AstroTurf" and "sweet Kentucky bluegrass". That makes me happy.

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