No cancer. No HPV. No nothing. Still have effective reproduction system. Yay. Scare's over, for me and Jude.

--- I think it's going to rain, later it will snow. If I could make out what you're saying, I would probably run away. Not too far, just enough to where I could quit trying to make out what you're saying. From a better distance I could see that you're still standing. The details would be unfocused enough, I wouldn't even see your mouth moving ( Read more... )

My little guppy fish has one little sharp tooth poking through. Ahhhhhhh! I'm anticipating how this will unfold. Presently, Jude thinks it is F'n hilarious if someone "bites" him, hopefully, he won't think it's F'n hilarious to really bite someone else.

Saw Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind last night. Just confirmed my conjecture that love cannot be erased. I love Jim Carrey's "character lines". I want to touch his face. He has nice bone structure. I wore HAUTE red shoes to the movie. I was the most stylish bitch at the De Lux last night. I talked to Wanda last night. I miss her. She ( Read more... )

Well. Here we are again. The zoo. I gave them my two weeks on Monday. I'll have to say that I am sad to be leaving, but my hours are so random here that I don't think that they would be healthy for Jude. Saturday night. I work until 11 PM. At least I look cute. Zebra print skirt, black 3/4 sleeve cowl neck sweater, knee high camel colored ( Read more... )

For all who are interested, you can see my baby's first picture at

http://babynet.baptisteast.com/babyimages/baby_11472.jpg

I will be a mommy. I am being induced tomorrow morning around 6:30 AM. My blood pressure has been superhigh, so, it's time for Jude to be born. If anyone wants to come see me in "a world of pain", I will be a Baptist East. Wish me luck!

My legs and feet are swelling, again. Fucking return of the HOT weather. It ruins my future. I don't like pitting edema. I hate the way it pits and looks like elephantitis (sp?). I go to the doctor tomorrow. If this swelling isn't down, she will probably forbid me to work. I'm just ready for my baby to be born. I don't like how irritable I ( Read more... )

My little monster got hiccups for the first time last night. It was weird. My tummy kept jumping around. Then after that, I was throwing something away and I got a whiff of some bacon grease that Andy had poured in the trash can. I can only compare what happened next as a re-enactment of the projectile vomit scene from the exorcist. Speaking ( Read more... )

Today, I have officially began to eat like a pregnant woman. I woke up this morning, got dressed (in all black, I am very Johnny Cash as of late), brushed my teeth, put my jacket on and headed out of the house. As I was driving down Cannons Lane, I realized that I was starving, but I didn't want any yucky breakfast food. I stopped at the ATM and ( Read more... )