I'm the one that fucked scooby dooooo

[stabwestgurl]

I've been really depressed lately. I'm super fat. I haven't been able to move away from my computer. I can't even answer my phone anymore. I need a specail dialing wand. and i'm eating out of the garbage again. I'm getting really good with shooting apple sauce out of my ass at my mom. Currently my favorite game in the worl d is NBA jams. Boom shaka

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[ignite_a_fight]

what the hell

[orgasmah]

[purplepoop]

You should get an extra large wheelchair so you don't have to walk. And you can sit and shit in the chair! You could stay in the chair forever and have your ass grow into the chair so that one day the paramedics can come get you and cut the chair off your butt. I read that happened to some fat broad only she grew into her couch.

Re: Happy Birthday!

[msterdbter]

is that a boob? or a belly? orr a leg? what the hell is that?

[msterdbter]

Im glad you still at it. your disgustingness makes me laugh so hard I almost crap my pants. and your hilarious stories of butt peeing and bendy straws got me and my buddies through a deployment in iraq. congratulations and you keep this shit up!!