I’ve been all over Hollywood even if I haven’t been all over WWE programming. I’ve got this offer from a poker tournament to play host but I don’t know if I’ll be able to do it. They’ve gotta negotiate with the people who hold my contract. It’s frustrating some times ‘cause I feel like I could be giving so much more, but I don’t wanna get beat ( Read more... )

I’m sorry Randy. :-(

this's like cooler than the coldest penguine on the coldest iceberg in the whole great white north.

I’m so bummed right now. Mondays’re gonna suck. Majorly. :'(

I didn’t watch One Night Stand last night ‘cause I’m not into that much violence, but I heard that somebody was lookin’ totally hot so the picture search was on. Out of all the ruffians that were present last night, I gotta say mine was the hottest and the coolest guy in the house. Those crazy ECW fans prolly didn’t even give him any b.s. ‘cause ( Read more... )

Carlito’s face when what’s-his-name spit out “palm tree” was totally the best part of Smackdown.

Carlito’s so great but he’s stealin’ the brownies I made for his parents. They’re like gonna be my peace offerin’ for faking ignorance ( Read more... )

My butt can totally get any lame team over. ;-D

Randy, like, improved this show crazily, but he’s as skinny as Chad Michael Murray. His hair’s kind of the same too. Mark feed him!!

Happy Birthday John!!

Carlito's hot and so's Carlito's Cabana. Forget Rey and Eddie I want me some more Carlito. =*