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[stae]

Its curious but i almost got into a fight this evening and truth be told i actually kind of enjoyed it, bit shakey but overall i felt pretty solid. The most amusing part was watching everyone else enter into conflict diffusement mode trying to stop everything from panning out. though the most confusing part which i am yet to fully comprehend is the

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[draevon]

Did they hoist you up onto their shoulders and carry you away afterwards? ... Or maybe surprise you with an icy cold bucket of postmix Gatorade over you back ... yeah ... that would be sweet.

[stae]

i received a laurel yes, was quite a grand affair but i couldn't agree to the gatorade as my sponsors from powerade would not be amused.

[our_lies]

Hey man, I am so sorry about that. Shane is such a fkn toss. I dont even know what started it but I totally would have had your back even if it were just so I could scratch Shanes eyeballs out! :)

I HAVENT REALLY SLEPT! blurgh!

[stae]

meh no need for you to apologise, not like you instigated it or anything.

but sure attack of the caley banshee i will remember that next time i need a secret fatality move unleashed ;)

[_pseudonym_]

...I dont really have anything to say- just felt the urge to comment you...

[stae]

thats ok. wasn't really a post for feedback and the like, just words for the sake of them. oh and to advertise how much of an awesome conflict type guy i am.... *cough*

[ms_annie]

no girlfriend for newyears? dude that means you get to find the hottest unattached girl to get first new years kiss with! it's a blessing!
fights hey? you're such a boy, how adorable.
miss you!
xx

[stae]

hottest and unattached gees thats some slim pickings, unless of course some disease goes around that kills all the guys with girlfriends. then maybe...

what are you doing this friday? you should come to bar burlesque since i went to family on saturday and i think my social progression has gone backwards from being around that many drunk jocks. so i need to make up by going out again. and um that way you won't miss me cos you will totally be there!!! :)

[ivystung]

hmm, the question is - do you really need one or are you just looking for a warm body to hold? i prefer pet ownership, it's almost the same with unconditional love thrown in. of course, you can always walk around with a mistletoe and kiss ALL the girls. it’s lame beyond reasonable comprehension but it works if the other party is amicable (or dumb as a post). also in the interest of efficient time management, it's always prudent to "try before you buy", you get what i'm saying?

sorry if i come across vaguely delirious, been wake for over 48 hrs now.

[stae]

hopefully you can excuse the delay in replying, i lost this comment amidst my mountains of emails for viagra and stock options.

its not so much a concept of need as much as an acute desire but then it also seems foolish to argue the semantics of what niche a girlfriend would fill. but then it also goes beyond lust and physical ddesire as romanticals have never been much of an issue as one can easily go out and slap some city girl on the butt and the deal is closed (not trying to objectify women here just commenting on the lack of substance in the majority of people).

mostly i just miss the emotional intimacy i guess. carrying your girlfriend home when she is too drunk and her feet hurt, calling in sick to just spend the day lounging around watching dvds that sort of thing. Plus girls smell nice and are oh so delightfully soft and they are worlds apart from the existance i inhabit from day to day.

so yeah yay girls i guess.

[unjaundiced]

well if anything it sounds like you had an interesting time of it. it would have been better if a mascot type person appeared and jumped into it. they seem to be everywhere lately, or mimes rather. so were your supporters those younger than 20 girls? it brings to mind a cheerleader mob squad.

p.s. don't advertise yourself out, people think odd things when they look at personals and some really odd person might answer it and end up stalking you.

[stae]

oh yes my army of teen angst girls definitely had my back for the furor and throw down, and maybe a kegger.

yeah the weirdo content might increase a bit with an advertisement but what about that joe millionaire guy or whatever it was, think he wasn't actually a millionaire and he found love and on national tv as well no less. see just like me. :P

[unjaundiced]

did he really? it must have been his flowing um.. brown locks. he was a brunette, wasn't he? curse my lack of un-reality televisio knowledge haha

you should advertise for girls over 20 who will back you in a fight and drinks -- teenage mob squad minus the teenage part and minus the angst.