Every morning at mile marker 53, we pass a little red car with a bumper sticker that reads "The only constant is change."

Every morning.

At the same mile marker.

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The kids want me to sing at their talent show in February, and I don't know what to sing. I mean, the song I've been dying to do is totally off limits (Take Me or Leave Me from Rent)and I don't want to do something really lame or boring. Thoughts?

After 145,00 miles, my beautiful, wonderful car has died, leaving me stranded in a liquor store parking lot in the middle of nowhere with two teenagers. I tried very hard to get it fixed, but the repairs would have cost more than my car's been worth in years, so I've decided to let it rest in peace. I am now in the process of buying a new car, a ( Read more... )

Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||| 53% Stability |||||||||| 40% Orderliness |||||||||||||||| 66% Accommodation |||||||||||||| 56% Interdependence |||||||||||||||| 70% Intellectual |||||||||| 36% Mystical |||||||||||||| 56% Artistic |||||||||||||||||| 76% Religious |||||||||||||||| 63% ( Read more... )

Just learned of the existence of a Starbucks 2 miles from school. I am contentedly drinking a Grande Non-Fat Caramel Macchiato. La la la la la la la life is wonderful....

What American accent do you have?
Your Result: North Central

"North Central" is what professional linguists call the Minnesota accent. If you saw "Fargo" you probably didn't think the characters sounded very out of the ordinary. Outsiders probably mistake you for a Canadian a lot.
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I was sitting with my autistic class and their teacher said to me, "How are you handling S***** leaving?" I thought she was talking about the imminent removal of that particular student, who, despite my best efforts to not have favorites really is my absolute favorite student ever, a child who has severe emotional and psychological problems, but ( Read more... )

Today, "E," an 11th grader, tried to kill her ex-boyfriend in the hallway. Actually grabbed him by the throat and choked him against the wall. For the third time in two days. We are an extremely small school, and all 8 of the 11th graders are in the same classes, so the Vice-Principal's request that they be kept as far apart as possible was ( Read more... )

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