:P
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Tuesday I ruled Canada as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In October spiltxpills and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). In May I pushed shilafi in the mud (-17 points). In April I turned blue_soliloquy in for farting in church (3 points). In July I put gum in erinysdaughter's hair (-12 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-715 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
stain_glass