ACTIVITY TIME

1) Go to google.com

2) Type "find chuck norris" in the search box

3) Click "I'm feeling lucky"

One a day until it goes away.


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eu sou pesarosa: ps my spacebar is broken so i'm having to hit the little rubber nubby, it's killing my wpm
eu sou pesarosa: mavis beacon would be pissed

Anyone wishing to recreate first-person shooters Doom or Wolfenstein 3D should peruse the stacks at the Latin American library on the University of Texas' campus. It has vacant semi-lit floors and the narrowest stairwells leading to doors that may or may not be unlocked, some possibly leading to large Nazi men with assorted firearms. Worth checking ( Read more... )

You've read about my efficient road trip techniques that test the limits of human endurance. But did I ever tell you about that one motel I stayed in? My September trip to Denver was highlighted by a minimal amount of time spent in an East Colfax shithole that I half expected to rent by the hour. It was pretty close to the venue where Metric was ( Read more... )

9.27.07

Class. Home. Nap. Pack lightly and leave home at 9:30 p.m. Walgreens-brand Vivarin popped.

My stupid ideas are always so, so worth it. Fuck waiting to see Metric next year when they probably come to Austin in support of a new album. I wanted it now. I got it now. Princess get what she want, mmhm.

9.28.07

Driving throught the Texas Panhandle in ( Read more... )

That was false optimism for Sonic. The one in Tulia, Texas went Missing Man Formation with the condiments, and pepper of course was the one ordered to split off and be absent from my burger-bag.

Oh hey I'm back from Denver too! Boy do I have stories to tell you. But it will have to wait, chitlins, because I'm fuckin' hungry.

Hello there! Your kind may remember my tales of a journey long, long ago to a land far, far away called the Southwest. A land in which Albertson's are alive and well, Injuns thrive in place of the Negro, and Rita Rudner is considered funny ( Read more... )

August 6
Colorado-New Mexico-Texas

The extreme northeastern corner of New Mexico may be considered by very few to be God's country. Count me as one of the few, but since I don't believe in that guy I'll claim it as my country. You have my permission to travel there.

Leaving the Texas panhandle the scenery changes from the grassy plains of cattle ( Read more... )

August 4-5
Denver, CO

A weekend was much less than I wanted to spend in Caller Add Oh, but time is money and I was thriftily making my way back home until taking a detour 400 miles northward out of the way because I wanted to see BRIGHT CHANNEL. As it turns out, they went on "indefinite hiatus" weeks after I got back so it was a good decision on my ( Read more... )