HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO grande!

In its quest to help ferret out all the nasty illegal things our kids are doing, Microsoft has given us this handy guide, so that when we snoop on their computers, we can understand what the l33t little h4x0rs are saying to their l33t little phr|3nd$:

A Parent's Primer to Computer Slang

Hey, maybe now I'll understand grande a little better! ;-)

Okay, this is the second time this has happened. Is someone trying to tell me something?

I got in to work this morning, and for the second time recently, I have exactly 666 spam emails in my Junk E-mail folder.

Maybe I need to get under my desk and hide.

Derek's father will have been dead three years this coming February ( Read more... )

An SQL statement I started running three hours ago has only just now finished.

And it only inserted 85 frippin' rows.

I feel very cheated.

Two of my cow-orkers just came by, distributing M&M's in little Coca-Cola glasses.

yessss... give us the glasssss... we loves the little morsels, yesss we do.... my preciousssss....


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Tonight, we were doing a number of things around the house to prepare for our Christmas party next weekend ( Read more... )

Normally I'm a big holiday person. I get that from my mother, who is still like a 4-year-old at Christmas, even though she's 67 now. But, even though I'm not in a bad mood or anything, for some reason, this year I'm having trouble focusing on the fact that Christmas is coming up in three weeks ( Read more... )

IrishBeard: look in my blog :D
StandardTom9731: k
StandardTom9731: GREAT picture! he DOES look like Jay Bush.
StandardTom9731: but DAMN
StandardTom9731: I didn't know he was one of your Dallas pilots
StandardTom9731: oh wait
StandardTom9731: that IS Jay Bush :-P
IrishBeard: that IS jay bush dorkwad!
StandardTom9731:
IrishBeard: :P
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I stood in a long line in a misty rain this morning to cast my vote ( Read more... )