Last night at wafflehouse people were chugging bottles of sugar, syrup, and ketchup. So I decided to be cool also and chug half a bottle of tobasco sauce. As soon as I did it I really really regretted doing it. Then when it went down to my stomach I regretted it even more. Just imagine swallowing a beehive during mating season. Then think ( Read more... )

-taking a picture of my shit ( Read more... )

Since Vincent put up his work schedule and im a follower I will do the same ( Read more... )

Raise your hand if you like uofl.........whos gay

Sorry for the earlier entry that no1 understood. I am almost back to normal now. Today devon locked his keys in his van and I tried to use my big key to open up space so we could pick the lock and my key broke so I couldnt start my car. Oh the irony

I cant believe I forgot to say thankyou to Emo. Thank you Emo!!!

Thank you Devon for giving me KING KONG. Best movie ever. I laughed, I listened, I didnt sleep, I peed, and maybe shed a tear or 2. If Devon hadnt have told me about king kong I would have been at home eating the skin off my fingernails. I'm doing homework right now, because I realized that if I dont do homework I will become a huge dickface. ( Read more... )

These kids were the quietest kids at eastern and really only spoke when spoken to. I aided in James U.S history class and talked to him a lot, because he was really cool and more mature than anyone in that class. The last I saw of him was when he gave me a cheat sheet for english yesterday and I said thanks and left. Kayde was in my english ( Read more... )

School starts in 7 hours my friends. I must say this summer has been great. From the last day of school when I had to drop a passed out redneck off at my grandparents parking lot of their apartment complex. To being chased by 2 helicopters. Summer 05' will always be in my memories ROFL!!!!!! Well I'll see all of you tommorow.
-ILZ

Alright check this out. I'm with Taylor about to go to this Toga party and as we are leaving his house this punk ass chipmunk thats been eating up their foundation starts running under his dog house. Taylor sees it and quickly sits on the dog house crushing half of this piece of shit. Lets call it Goose. We lift up the dog house and there Goose ( Read more... )