meatloaf, pirates, porn-withdrawal, and too many effing memes.

[stanford_lawboy]

OMGYAY I AM NOT GOING TO STARVE!

thanks to owen, of course. just goes to show you, when all hope is gone, someone might just show up at your door with meatloaf. dude, you're the BEST.

hey, it's international talk-like-a-pirate day again! i think i missed it last year, too busy being emo or something. so... yarr, mateys. ahoy and avast, and all

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[action_jackson]

Damn. It would seem that my clever plan to be rid of you once and for all has failed. And I would've gotten away with it too, if it hadn't been for that meddlesome Dr. Harper.

[stanford_lawboy]

ooo, yeah. you're all kinds of dastardly. your toothbrush is totally next, buddy.

...and don't forget to talk like a pirate, yarrr!

[harpermd]

**laughs** No worries, Sam. We had a good time putting everything together for you - hope you enjoy.

[stanford_lawboy]

if by 'enjoy' you mean 'eat until you fall into a coma', then yeah, i'm already there. you guys rock.

[harpermd]

Food coma's a pretty decent way to go. ~_^

[hisdarklady]

Sam you are so dirty. I love it baby.

I'll even go take it to make you feel better. :)

[stanford_lawboy]

(why are you not talking like a pirate?)

aye, me hearty. shiver me timbers, i do deserved to be keelhauled. or, y'know, a spanking would do. yarrr.

oooh, lemme know what you get!

[hisdarklady]

Um, I don't know if I posses the pirate gene to talk like them.

Yarg, my bitches, get yer ass to me cabin for yer punishment. Um, I want to walk the plank. Arg.

Yes? No? I will, still taking it.

[stanford_lawboy]

(you've got it. you just need to say it with more pirate-y conviction.)

aye-aye, cap'n. i've been a bad, bad cabin boy. i do be deservin' 20 lashes at least. savvy?

i can totally be patient.

...done yet?

how 'bout now?

[need_to_believe]

I'm just glad someone scored lower than me on the purity test, though I've still done a few things you haven't...you'll just have to figure out how to knock them off yourself, though.

Do whatever the hell you want to my toothbrush, you freak, I know better than to use it ever again.

And can you keep your discussions of jerking off in my Daniel's house to a minimum?

[stanford_lawboy]

why does EVERYONE refuse to speak pirate? you guys are seriously raining on my parade here.

i swear to god, i was still at 30-something percent until those last 3 questions came up. damn thing CHEATS.

what, you're not volunteering to help a guy out? but... i'm batman, TOO!

the toothbrush is just a diversionary tactic. the other surprises i've left for you guys won't be so easy to spot.

...that'll teach you not to take the x-box next time, won't it?

[need_to_believe]

Because apparently you're the only one who's eight years old, besides my son. Go talk to him if you're so desperate for pirate-speak.

Mmhm. Keep telling yourself that.

No, no I'm not. I have no desire to do any of those things with you. Batman does nothing for me.

Good, maybe Daniel will agree to buy a house in lieu of figuring out all your "surprises."

And I had nothing to do with the packing. Obviously.

[stanford_lawboy]

eight year-olds are more fun, anyway. at least they know how to have a good time.

actually... i've been eyeballing the 500 and 1000 question versions, and wondering if i should just take my chances with those.

figured. but hey, that's not what danny tells me.

i thought he already agreed to that? and really, if he's still being stubborn about moving, you should be THANKING me for this, right?

i guess i'll just have to content myself with trying to hack into all these top secret files on the computer. might keep me busy for all of 10, 15 minutes.

[chefpiper]

Yargh, Sam! How ye been, ya scurvy curr? ;)

[stanford_lawboy]

avast, ye comely wench!

oh, wait. i guess i slept through the rest of TLaPD. bummer.

i'm okay, i guess. things are... quiet. how've YOU been?

[chefpiper]

I've been alright, I guess. I'm still dealing with my breakup the best ways I know how: lots of liquor and lots of work. I'm leaving tomorrow to go to China and spend some time with Sanzo and Hakkai and Owen, so I'm excited about that.