behold...

[stanford_lawboy]

Comments

[time_for_pie]

Seriously? Bat wings? The jet pack is so much cooler.

Love the emo raincloud, though.

[stanford_lawboy]

at least they make me look MEAN.

ha! KNEW you'd pick up on that. so predictable.

[time_for_pie]

No, they make you look gay.

Yeah, and you using it in the first place is totally not predictable.

[stanford_lawboy]

careful, dean. your jealousy of my manly superhero persona is showing.

dude, THINK about it. emo-powers would SO come in handy. i could like, just wave my hand, and all the bad guys would immediately don long black trenchcoats and start writing bad poetry. easy pickings.

[chefpiper]

Nice superhero persona, Sam. The eye patch is a nice touch. I have to admit I'm not a big fan of crossbows though.

[stanford_lawboy]

thank you, piper. i thought the eye patch added a nice personal element, though i was torn between it and the ninja-gear. tough decision.

uh-oh. why do i get the feeling there's a story behind the crossbow issue...?

[chefpiper]

Ah yes, I can see how it would be difficult to decide.

[Private to Sam]

Well, typically when I see a crossbow, there's a darklighter standing behind it shooting poison-tipped arrows at Leo in an effort to kill him.

[need_to_believe]

Nice patch. What are you, some kind of superhero pirate?

[stanford_lawboy]

...something like that.

i just like pirates, ok?

[need_to_believe]

...if you say so. Freak.

[chigong_master]

...You should have added a cape.

I like the crossbow...but I think you need to work on that catchphrase. I mean, there's nothing remotely related to bubblegum about your outfit. Now, if you waste a bad guy with your crossbow and give that superhero laugh and say, 'I think I've made my point' or something like that, it kind of ties in...

[stanford_lawboy]

see, i THOUGHT about that, and i really wanted one, but all the capes kinda obscured the emo rain cloud emblem, and i was forced to re-evaluate my priorities. tragic.

THAT is an excellent point. i guess i should've done better action/superhero movie research before i decided to just half-ass it. i'm so ashamed.

[chigong_master]

Ah, yes...that was the problem I had, too...the capes were just too...bulky. But I think you made the better choice - after all, why have an emblem if no one can see it?

Ooh, see? You're getting the hang of this already, throwing down that excellent use of 'point'. You'll be spouting off superhero catch phrases with impunity in no time! ^_^

[hellog0rgeous]

Sammy, that crossbow? It's hot. ;) Now how about you turn around...

[stanford_lawboy]

...so you can get a good look at my mega-awesome, super-heroic bat wings?

[hellog0rgeous]

Right. Bat wings. That's exactly what I was going to be looking at.

[stanford_lawboy]

yeah, that's what i thought. not much else back there to look at, is there?