It was not pleasant.  I am dead.

I just found out that I am going to be executed to death soon. The other day I was minding my own business and this guy was like, "Hey, do you want to help me make crime?" So I was like, "I don't know, isn't that illegal?" Then the guy was like, "Come on, dude, don't you want to be cool?" So I was like, "Fuck yea, I want to be cool." So then ( Read more... )

I just fixed up my LiveJournal so it looks kewl. If you don't like it you can go kiss a bear.

Yesterday I saw a bird get hit by a car. When I saw the bird flying towards it I screamed out, "Bird, don't fly in front of that car! You'll die!" I don't think it heard me, though. I was crying and having funerals for it. Now I am going to plant a tree in its honor.

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Oh "decay" or "oblivion", you were a good mouse. Why did you have to eat that cheese from a trap? Why ( Read more... )

I took a test about myself on the internet and it said that I am "hate". I'M CRYING NOW!


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When I saw it my eyes started to make tears. Then I thought, "Oh my god, I am so sad for that deers." Now I am crying again.

I am sad again. I just thought about my friend and it made me said. I am thinking about a tree and I am sad for it. Now I am looking at my arm. I'm sad about it.

I am crying today because I am sad. Now I am looking at a picture. It's making me feel sad. The TV is making me sad. I am crying some more.