Alright...

Everything ends. Everything meaning this journal.

But...there is still another hope...

A username...

kyrumption_

(For those of you that suck at being cryptic and dramatic, that means that kyrumption_ is my new, freshly started journal as of today. Did you want me to make a diagram too?)

Where the fuck is Melissa Joan Hart?!?!

Avril Lavigne just said "shit"...how punk...

Where did mullets originate?

I never noticed how ugly Lindsay Lohan is.

Well, okay, yeah I did.

I wish I was a bear sometimes. Then I could eat slutty redheads so I could do my part to prevent forest fires.

No, really.

I'm sick of everyone and their horseshit. Grow up and stop being so confused. Maybe then you can find your fat asses so you can yank your fucking heads out of them. Although, that would be quite a feat, wouldn't it?

I love finding a co-worker who hates the same people there that you do. It makes taking breaks fun and full of glorious shit-talking. It's a bonding experience.

Portland, Or-ee-gone, here I come...

I love it when you find someone else you work with hates the same people there you do. Breaks become fun and filled with glorious shit talking. It's a bonding experience.

Portland, Or-ee-gone, here I come.