Greetings Citizens of the World! A high five for the Citizens of Oz too, you have to put up with the arse end of the world and all ( Read more... )

After watching the many late-night advertisements on tv, and sleeping very little a thought occured to me. Why don't I start my own phone sex operation? I'm sure it would be very popular with both the ladies and the manly folk of our community, especially with phrases like "staple you to the bed" and "sharp pointy ends will bring you to the edge" ( Read more... )

So, i started my lj last year, but did i write anything? no ( Read more... )